(This was the first image that came up in a search for "Happy Birthday Grace." We're just going with it.)
It's
Grace's birthday! And you know what that means:
PARTY!!!
We couldn't decide what kind of party she'd like best, so we threw a bunch of 'em.
Here's Grace at Chuck E. Cheese:
And here's Grace having a bowling party:
And here's Grace having a pool party:
And here's Grace at a pizza party:
But here's an exclusive pic from the super secret ultra VIP birthday bash we threw for her last night with Lil Wayne and Avril Lavigne, who also celebrate their birthdays on September 27th:

Doesn't it feel just like you were right there with us and Daily Grace and TMZ? Make sure you
thank Daily Grace today for hazing and faghetti'wiches and Sexy Fridays and 'chuting and Near/Far and for letting us hang out with her for a few minutes each day.
Happy Birthday, Grace! Let's raise a glass of Baileys to you! (As long as we are of legal drinking age and even if we are of legal drinking age we are taking care to drink responsibly as we enjoy this wonderful adult beverage!)

Mark Malkoff's done it again.
The Apple Store. We've all been there. We have iPhones and iPads and iPods and MacBooks and MacBook Airs and MacBook Pros that need purchasing and servicing and updating and repair. We need software and Genius Bars and One to One help and Workshops about Final Cut Pro. And sometimes-- let's face it-- we just need to hang out in an air conditioned place with free internet access during a heatwave.
And those Apple Store employees, bless their hearts, never ever reprimand you for hogging that 17-inch MacBook Pro display even though everyone can see that you're just playing Words With Friends.
But what if Darth Vader needed help with his iPhone? Would an Apple Employee just go about business as usual and ask him for his email?
Well, okay. Fine. Sure. Of course Darth Vader has email. But what if Mark Malkoff ordered a pizza? Or brought
his wife in for a romantic dinner date? Or what if he brought a GOAT into the store? What then?
We'll let you
watch the video for yourself to see what happens. But the next time you find yourself killing time in an Apple Store pretending to check your email for 30 minutes but really just playing Angry Birds, maybe tell one of those Apple Store employees, "Thanks for being so cool, man. May the force be with you." And he might think you're weird, but he's probably still just gonna let you do your thing.
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My Damn Channel,
The Book of Mormon,
Josh Gad,
Gigi: Almost American,
Matt Stone,
Trey Parker,
South Park,
Jon Stewart,
Louis C.K.,
Doug Herzog,
Mike Nichols,
Angelica Houston,
Scott Rudin,
Zachary Quinto,
Spock,
Robert Lopez,
Avenue Q,
IFC,
Dan Pasternack,
Debbie DeMontreux,
Jesse Cowell,
Rob Barnett on 3/9/2011 6:07:04 AM by Rob Barnett


Jesse Cowell (My Damn Channel Director of Content), Rob Barnett, Josh Gad
Josh Gad, Rob Barnett (My Damn Channel Founder/CEO)
We saw God last night (and others) at "The Book of Mormon" - the funniest, most original musical comedy on Broadway.
The show stars Josh Gad, our My Damn Channel brother & hero & the star of our newest comedy series, "Gigi: Almost American."
We're previewing Gigi now, created by Josh and The Lost Nomads. Our series launches 3/23. New episodes every Wednesday on My Damn Channel.
I decided not to read all the Mormon press or ask Josh all about the show before experiencing it fresh. This was such an orgasmic comedic masterpiece. Get tickets and see this for yourself. And we'll buy more and give them away like Santa, or the other guy.
"Mormon" was created by South Park's Matt Stone & Trey Parker with Avenue Q's Robert Lopez. We had insane comic heaven hangtime during and after the show with them all last night... along with The Pope: Jon Stewart; "Mormon" producer and show business Midas: Scott Rudin; the Head of Comedy Central and MTV Networks Entertainment Group: Doug Herzog; Iconic Legends Mike Nichols and Angelica Huston; our friends and heroes from IFC: Dan Pasternack & Debbie DeMontreux; and we even met Spock: Zachary Quinto.
"The Pope" proves every time year after year that he's one of the most generous humans in the game. We were so stunned to see Mike Nichols, I couldn't imagine lame bla-bla and went to a spontaneous salute - which he returned!
We capped off the night and the cocktails with da man of the year, Josh Gad, eating 2am style pizza reminding us all of why we love the voodoo we do. God bless.
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NY Times,
Spiderman,
Gothamist on 6/5/2008 10:09:21 AM by Rob Barnett

Just went downstairs to get a slice of pizza & walked into what looked like a scene from a summer superhero movie. A rescue climber was scaling the new NY Times building right here on our street while thousands watched from below. It first looked like he was sent up to save a jumper - but Gothamist has the story about environmental anarchy by Alain Robert who refers to himself as Spiderman.

Last Friday we held another Council of Co-Cons virtual meeting.
The few, the proud, the heavy users gathered to say THIS:
- Find Donnie Hoyle & Bring Back You Suck at Photoshop
- Get our User Profiles Kicked Up Mucho Notches
- Think about the first 'Damn' Dramatic Series
- Make all the SHARE features easier to find (right now they're all under the video player on every page)
More items will be added (when i find my NOTES) - but now here's a public service announcement.....WITH GUITAR:
BECOME A MY DAMN CHANNEL MEMBER OF THE COUNCIL of CO-CONS. WIN free cheese pizza. GET INVITES to upcoming My Damn Channel EVENTS, PARTIES, TAPINGS. We will promise.....& DELIVER.
EMAILS TO: Maria@MyDamnChannel.com

The second official, unofficial meeting of the My Damn Channel Council of Co-Cons will be called to order once again 5/15/08.
Returning members and new victims win free cheese pizzas in exchange for unfiltered, unrelenting feedback in a virtual meeting with the My Damn Channel team on what's good/bad/ugly about our site, artists, videos, ads, body odor, and more.
Details will be reported here. If you're interested in becoming a co-con email Maria@MyDamnChannel.com